we shut it down before it left China
one day like a miracle it will disappear
everything will be fine, this is a pandemic
I felt it was a pandemic before it was named

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Easter is a special day, wouldn’t it be great
to have the churches full; everyone will be safe
the experts blew it but I didn’t listen
I closed the borders before it got bad

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our economy is biggest, the markets look great
we’ll be open for business, at least before May
I’ve done a great job, we have enough masks
you don’t need ventilators so don’t even ask

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I am in charge, governors must obey
they all get in line and do what I say
people tune in- my ratings are great!
we don’t do testing, that’s up to the states

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Posted Friday, August 28th 2020